50 Fun Things to Do in Supermarket

50 Fun Things To Do In A Supermarket 1. Take shop carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set every the alarm clocks to go off at ex minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball see how many pack you can get to sum total in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. dispute former(a) customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see learn. 9.When there are citizenry behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, I think weve got a Code 3 in Housewares, and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10. 12. trifle with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, Hi I havent seen you in so long and so forth See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself brazen-faced enough for all to hear, Who BUYS this junk, anyway? 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 6. Ride a display bicycle through the store claim youre taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow heap through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, take in mesmerized and say, Wow. Magic 20. Put MMs on layaway. 21. Move Caution Wet Floor signs to spread over areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department tell others youll only ask them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23.Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around state, Im Batman. Come, robinto the Batcave 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell hello upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, Why wont you people just leave me alone? 30. When two or three people are walking in front of you, run between them, yelling, Red Rover 31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i. e. , Do you have any Shnerples here? 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G. I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Nonchalantly test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 35. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 37. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 38. Attempt to fit others i nto very large gym bags. 39.Say things like, Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies? 40. Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store. 41. Two words Marco Polo. 42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 43. Re-alphabetize the CDs in Electronics. 44. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 45. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no Its those voices again 47.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 48. Drag a frig around chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a padded drink explain that you dont get out much, and ask if they can put a little comprehensive in it. 49. Hmm only 48 things so far 50. Naaawwww, go in the next supermarket and ask an employee for the 2 Missing fun things to do in his supermarke t. 51. Submitted by Eeyore002 Get you some popcorn and a comfy seat and plant yourself in the movie section and watch whatever movie is on, if you cant conquer the VCRs go for